J808n, 48

Imagine Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool had a love child who swapped the mainland hustle for island sunsets—and lives by the code of honesty, respect, and wild connection. That’s me: flirty, funny, a little vulgar, and fully here for ethical non-monogamy.

I believe love isn’t a pie you have to slice smaller—it’s a whole buffet, and I’m all about sharing plates with people who know how to communicate, set boundaries, and keep it real. Living in paradise means savoring every moment, whether it’s spontaneous beach hangs, hiking volcano trails, or deep talks under the stars.

I’m looking for open-hearted souls who want to build authentic, flexible connections without jealousy drama—people who get that love can grow and thrive in multiple forms. Bonus points if you can keep up with my sarcasm and aren’t afraid to dive into all the weird and wonderful that life in Hawai‘i brings.